They say we’re not having a drought. I disagree. Last night I found a dead squirrel in our pool. He must have tried to get a drink, fallen in and couldn’t get out.
I heard a few weeks ago that more people vote for American Idol than vote in the presidential election. I think, starting in 2011 we should start a new reality show “American President“.
I didn’t know grass could be so troublesome that someone would have to take out a contract on it. I saw a sign last week along the highway that said “Contract Mowers Ahead”.
Minn. teen charged with offering his vote on eBay – Yahoo News Does this mean that if I offer you “a penny for your thoughts” in MN that I will be charged with bribery?
Who are the Joneses? If I am supposed to be keeping up with them why did I just see them broke down on the side of the road?
The 5 people you meet in Heaven before I get there. The person inside my head. Jesus, The Dalai Lama, Pope Benedict, Muhammad (the prophet), Osama Bin Laden, NOT George Bush!!!, Muhammad Ali, Warren Buffet, Stan Lee, Abraham (not Lincoln), Job